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The story was posted from an anonymous user from 7chan’ /x/paranormal forum.

The user describes how, while being an intern for Nickelodeon, he and a few other people were requested to watch a copy of the episode "Fear of the Krabby Patty". Instead, the title read "Squidward's Suicide" but, thinking of the episode being some morbid joke shared by the animators, they decided to continue with the task at hand.

The episode begins with the title card of Squidward's Suicidebefore the camera pans into Squidward playing his clarinet horribly. He is soon interrupted by SpongeBob and Patrick laughing outside his home. Squidward aggressively tells them both to quiet down as he is practicing for a concert which, sadly, goes wrong for him. However, as the crowd booed him for his horrendous performance, they all seem to have red eyes similar to that of a fish in real-life, including SpongeBob and Patrick themselves.

The camera cuts to Squidward, upset and embarrassed, in his bedroom sobbing with his head on his knees. Although the crying didn't sound like Squidward but instead, it sounded more genuine to an actual person. This scene continues for a while until Squidward reveals his face to the camera.

Squidward has the same eyes as the crowd before with blood dripping down while the crying increases in volume in the background. Once the crying stops, a deep voice off-screen shouts "Do it!" as the camera pans out to show Squidward holding a shotgun in his mouth. Seconds later, Squidward shoots himself and the camera pans out once more to present his remains on the screen before the episode ends.